plasticbagvevo:

"can i see your glasses?"

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*snatches them from you and smudges lenses while trying them on*

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"wow, you really are blind!"

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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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ironicallyrad:

4:20 4/20

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unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 
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