jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

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paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

light up dat blunt scoob 

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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dewgongo:

is that iggy azalea

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3
tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut
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